Mom-ventions

So they say that Necessity is the MOTHER of all inventions. I say that mothers need all the inventions they can get their hands on to make our lives easier.

I was recently reminded of an episode of "The Office", where former VP of DunderMifflin, David Wallice, has an idea for a New invention. The Invention, a machine that vacuums up all of the kids toys that get scattered throughout the house. Name of the invention "Suck It". Now this is something I could use today on a daily basis, as our house is always overridden with small toys, (and we haven't gotten into the tiny Lego's stage yet).

So all this to say that if I were to invent a machine that were to make my life easier, here are a few of my Ideas.

Laundry folding machine. I don't really need to say more, but I will embellish. This machine, would not only fold all you clothes, it would match your socks, and store up unmatched ones for when the mate came through. I mean even if this thing were an astronomical price, I believe that every housewife would demand that it be in her home no later than the new Year!! I am just trying to find a way to get it to put the clothes away as well.

My next invention, Okay I admit it is a little gross, but it is what we have been dealing with in our house in the recent weeks, so if you are bit queasy just by pass this paragraph. A Snot sucker. Yes I know they already have these thing, the "Bulb Syringe", but really that only works to a point. What I am talking about is something not unlike the "spit Sucker" at the dentists office. When the kid is stuffed up stick that wand up there and suck it all out, Get those sinuses cleaned out. Now if we could take it a step further and clean out the throut so that the kid wouldn't wake you up in the night coughing. No more runny noses, no more phelmy coughs in the middle of the night. this really would be a wholesome organic way to get rid of a cold, instead of using cold medice on them.

So to say, I have no patent on any of these Ideas, and really I don't even have the time to draw schematic for these ideas. No I am not asking you to give me money to be a part of the ground floor of a life changing household appliance. I am just telling you all what my ideas are. Now that I have told you my mom-ventions do you have any? let me know, I would love to hear them.